Jokes 1
New way to
cross roads in
Nigeria:
Look left, right, left again
and then
look up cos a plane
might just
be coming down on
you,n look
down too cos u might
be stepping
on a bomb
Joke 2
A man is
dying of cancer,
but keeps
telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son
asked Dad why?
He
answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
Joke 3
A man was
dying slowly of an unknown illness on his sick bed.
His wife
sat at the edge of his bed comforting him to take heart and that he may be well
soon.
The man
looked up and said weakly, "Sweet love, you have always been there for me
even when I sin against you... I have something I must confess", but his
wife was quick to say that: "There's no need to confess".
"No,
no!" he insisted, "I want to die a peaceful death so I must
confess... I slept with your mother, sister, and your best friend!"
His wife
replied: "Shhhh!!! I know, I know dearie, but please relax. Remember the
doctor said you shouldn't talk too much...So now just rest and let the poison
work in your system.
Joke 4
I today
witnessed a lady whose bag was snatched by a guy on okada and she was first
shocked but later started laughing, when asked she said it was her baby bag
that was snatched containing loads of pampers covered with poo, she was looking
for where to throw it. I guess the robbers helped out. I would have loved to
see their faces when sharing the loot hahahaha
Joke 5
All these
girls for BB self, na everything una dey update? Saloon mood activated! shopping
mood activated! Club mood activated!church mood activated swimming mood
activated! flight mood activated! About to cross the road, got hit by okada and
still update saying "dying thinz" WAF# When they get to shop rite
they update! Shopping thingz! orisirisi update ! But when they are beaten by
their boyfriends instead of saying beating mood or slapping mood what you see
is angry mood no pings!
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